"Cram this in your clam bake, bitch cake!" ::ROCKET!!::

That there is the last line in this fine example of a trailer for the exploitation flick Bitch Slap! There's not much going on in Hollywood right now that looks worse than this. Bad dialogue, wicked rough green screen with bad CG backdrops, shameless tit shots, it sounds like a Megan Fox movie.

You'll see some familiar faces in here in the form of Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless, clearly too desperate for coke money to hold out for any real work. I only pray that this movie will find its way to theaters so I can see this all on the big screen.

Lament with me about the fact that the 'PG-DD' description isn't readable behind all the nasty, non-HD-ness of the clip. I'll get back to you on it, but for now, give thanks to TrailerAddict for providing yet another embed.