Taylor Lautner with his shirt off: NEW MOON
Tuesday, August 18, 2009 at 10:47AM |
Will LeBlanc 
The newest trailer for November's big ass movie has found its way onto the intertubes in an official form so you can see ever one of Taylor Lautner's rippley, sweaty, jailbait abs.
The trailer itself plays more like an interview from Entertainment Tonight with some footage mixed in there to help make it interesting. I just really hate this franchise. I liked the first movie enough, and I will probably see all of them as they come out, but because I'm not a girl from the age of 12-17 I can't fucking stand the marketing for this which involves nothing more than Robert Pattinson getting brood juice all over the camera, and Taylor Lautner being all kinds of ripped and posing for reasons I can't comprehend.
I will give Taylor Lautner some credit for actually being able to seem like a person of intelligence since Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson fail so miserably at that. Watch the Comic Con videos of their panel. Seriously, they're unbearable.
I digress. The footage in the trailer from Italy looks cool and beyond all the lovey dovey garbage between Bella and Jacob most of the rest of the stuff doesn't look half bad. I still am not at all intimidated by Jacob just turning into a normal wolf. Werewolves are where it's at Stephanie Meyer.
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