FUCK YEAH SWEET GUITARS BRO! NOW MORE MEEDLY MEEEEEEE PARTS!! YEAH!

I guess having super rad monsters, one of the most sought after action stars of the moment, and a living cinema legend just isn't enough to make an awesome trailer. You also have to follow the same shitty formula used to put together standard Hollywood action schlock like Transformers 2 or G.I. Joe. Individually almost everything in this trailer looks pretty cool for the .3 seconds the editor lets you see each clip, but dare I ask why they couldn't have used a SCORE instead of the "heavy" song you hear at high school dances.

Much like the still images released recently, it looks like the footage will fall into the "this looks way too clean" trap where everything we're looking at is supposed to be taking place thousands of years ago, but the footage is all crystal clear. Maybe that's just a personal thing of mine, but I don't like it. I suggest muting it, just know that the one person you'll see talking says, "Someone must stand up and fight" in as few words.

And really, Hollywood? "Titans Will Clash" was the best fucking tag line you could come up with? I hope that writer got a bonus. I'm over this fucking movie already. Am I the only one who thinks claymation monsters are charming?