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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Sat, 18 Feb 2012 23:02:39 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/"><rss:title>Reviews</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/</rss:link><rss:description></rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2012-02-18T23:02:39Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2011/3/8/monsters-or-a-less-intense-jurassic-park.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/7/iron-man-2-has-character.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/3/a-nightmare-of-elm-street-totally-bit-ass.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/27/kick-ass-is-an-aptly-titled-film.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/14/craptastic-clash-of-the-titans.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/3/how-to-train-your-dragon.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/1/tim-burtons-alice-in-wonderland.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/19/prepare-to-get-your-eyes-raped-by-avatar.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/1/boondock-saints-2-seriously-the-worst.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2011/3/8/monsters-or-a-less-intense-jurassic-park.html"><rss:title>Monsters, or A Less Intense Jurassic Park</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2011/3/8/monsters-or-a-less-intense-jurassic-park.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2011-03-08T20:33:02Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Gareth Edwards Magnet Monsters Review</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/7/iron-man-2-has-character.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.filmociraptor.com/storage/reviews/Monsters-Review-Main.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">Gareth Edwards' Monsters is at its core a monster movie. There's big scary creatures, vehicles breaking down at inopportune moments, and even some decimated cities. But what Monsters tries to do differently is the human drama, the personal strife that our heroes are going through on the outside world. The only problem is that you sort of don't really care what they're going through in either situation.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/7/iron-man-2-has-character.html"><rss:title>Iron Man 2 Has Character</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/7/iron-man-2-has-character.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-05-07T14:34:34Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Don Cheadle Gwyneth Paltrow Iron Man 2 Jon Favreau Mickey Rourke Review Robert Downey Jr.</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/7/iron-man-2-has-character.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.filmociraptor.com/storage/reviews/IM2%20Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;"><i>Iron Man 2</i> is not the same movie as its 2008 predecessor like you might have expected it to be. Even though it does find ways to just strap big ass rockets and machine guns to everything, it doesn't sacrifice any backstory of its many characters for the sake of a cheap rush.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/3/a-nightmare-of-elm-street-totally-bit-ass.html"><rss:title>A Nightmare of Elm Street Totally Bit Ass</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/3/a-nightmare-of-elm-street-totally-bit-ass.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-05-03T16:40:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Jackie Earle Haley Kellan Lutz Nightmare on Elm Street Remake Review Rooney Mara</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/3/a-nightmare-of-elm-street-totally-bit-ass.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.filmociraptor.com/storage/reviews/Nightmare%20Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">The new <i>Nightmare on Elm Street</i> ignores all of those old devices that worked so well in 1984 and instead opts for following the current "make it dark and broody" trend in film making, clearly a better idea.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/27/kick-ass-is-an-aptly-titled-film.html"><rss:title>Kick-Ass is an Aptly Titled Film</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/27/kick-ass-is-an-aptly-titled-film.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-04-27T18:43:48Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Aaron Johnson Chloe Moretz Christopher Mintz-Plasse Kick-Ass Matthew Vaughn Nicolas Cage Review</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/27/kick-ass-is-an-aptly-titled-film.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.filmociraptor.com/storage/reviews/Kick%20ass%20Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">Everybody likes a bit of the ol' ultra-violence, and that's exactly what you're in for when you settle in to Matthew Vaughn's comic adaptation, <i>Kick-Ass</i>. Unabashedly brutal badassery isn't all you're in for like you might be conditioned to expect...]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/14/craptastic-clash-of-the-titans.html"><rss:title>Craptastic Clash of the Titans</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/14/craptastic-clash-of-the-titans.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-04-14T17:56:10Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Review clash of the titans gemma arterton liam neeson louis letterier ralph feinnes sam worthington</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/14/craptastic-clash-of-the-titans.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Clash-Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">The story of Perseus and his vengeful quest against the gods has been told before in film and literature, both forms of media seemingly ignored during the script writing process.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/3/how-to-train-your-dragon.html"><rss:title>How to Train Your Dragon</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/3/how-to-train-your-dragon.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-04-03T21:49:49Z</dc:date><dc:subject>How to Train Your Dragon Jay Baruchel Jonah Hill Kristen Wiig Review</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/3/how-to-train-your-dragon.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Train-Dragon-Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;"><i>How to Train Your Dragon</i> isn't here for people who are looking to weep for an hour and a half; it's not here if you want some deep and spiritual meaning out of your movie; and it's not here to teach a life lesson you'll not soon forget. It's here to be purely a good time...]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/1/tim-burtons-alice-in-wonderland.html"><rss:title>Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/1/tim-burtons-alice-in-wonderland.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-04-02T02:07:09Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Alan Rickman Alice in Wonderland Helena Bohnam Carter Johnny Depp Mia Wasikowska Review Tim Burton</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Alice-Small.png" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">There's no real reason to be surprised by what you'll see in <em>Alice in Wonderland</em>. Not only is it a rehashed story with characters you all know and probably love, but in the able hands of Tim Burton it's pretty easy to predict the outcome...]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html"><rss:title>The Lovely Bones Isn't That Lovely</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2010-02-03T19:08:43Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Peter jackson Review lovely bones mark wahlberg rachel weisz saoirse ronan stanley tucci</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Lovely-Bones-small.png" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">Peter Jackson's latest effort is one you'll want to love, and yet through your already preconceived love of this film, you'll still be horribly disappointed by the way it was handled.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/19/prepare-to-get-your-eyes-raped-by-avatar.html"><rss:title>Prepare to Get Your Eyes Raped by AVATAR</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/19/prepare-to-get-your-eyes-raped-by-avatar.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-12-19T19:43:13Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Avatar Review james cameron sam worthington sigourney weaver zoe saldana</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/19/prepare-to-get-your-eyes-raped-by-avatar.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Avatar-small.png" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">James Cameron's triumphant return to the big screen could not have been better. Revolutionizing motion control and finally using 3D for good instead of evil make AVATAR one of the best films of the year.]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/1/boondock-saints-2-seriously-the-worst.html"><rss:title>Boondock Saints 2: Seriously the Worst</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/1/boondock-saints-2-seriously-the-worst.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Will LeBlanc</dc:creator><dc:date>2009-12-02T04:02:06Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Billy Connelly Boondock Saints Norman Reedus Review Sean Patrick Flanery Sequel Troy Duffy</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/1/boondock-saints-2-seriously-the-worst.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Boondock-Saints-2-small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">Judging by the trailers, I knew this wasn't going to be a great movie. But I was hoping for at least something good. Unfortunately, <i>Boondock Saints 2</i> fails to be anything but a blatant rip off of itself.]]></content:encoded></rss:item></rdf:RDF>
