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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:51:59 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>Reviews</title><subtitle>Reviews</subtitle><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/atom.xml"/><updated>2010-05-07T21:19:17Z</updated><generator uri="http://www.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace Site Server v5.11.0 (http://www.squarespace.com/)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Iron Man 2 Has Character</title><category term="Don Cheadle"/><category term="Gwyneth Paltrow"/><category term="Iron Man 2"/><category term="Jon Favreau"/><category term="Mickey Rourke"/><category term="Review"/><category term="Robert Downey Jr."/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/7/iron-man-2-has-character.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/7/iron-man-2-has-character.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2010-05-07T14:34:34Z</published><updated>2010-05-07T14:34:34Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/7/iron-man-2-has-character.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.filmociraptor.com/storage/reviews/IM2%20Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;"><i>Iron Man 2</i> is not the same movie as its 2008 predecessor like you might have expected it to be. Even though it does find ways to just strap big ass rockets and machine guns to everything, it doesn't sacrifice any backstory of its many characters for the sake of a cheap rush.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>A Nightmare of Elm Street Totally Bit Ass</title><category term="Jackie Earle Haley"/><category term="Kellan Lutz"/><category term="Nightmare on Elm Street"/><category term="Remake"/><category term="Review"/><category term="Rooney Mara"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/3/a-nightmare-of-elm-street-totally-bit-ass.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/3/a-nightmare-of-elm-street-totally-bit-ass.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2010-05-03T16:40:48Z</published><updated>2010-05-03T16:40:48Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/5/3/a-nightmare-of-elm-street-totally-bit-ass.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.filmociraptor.com/storage/reviews/Nightmare%20Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">The new <i>Nightmare on Elm Street</i> ignores all of those old devices that worked so well in 1984 and instead opts for following the current "make it dark and broody" trend in film making, clearly a better idea.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Kick-Ass is an Aptly Titled Film</title><category term="Aaron Johnson"/><category term="Chloe Moretz"/><category term="Christopher Mintz-Plasse"/><category term="Kick-Ass"/><category term="Matthew Vaughn"/><category term="Nicolas Cage"/><category term="Review"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/27/kick-ass-is-an-aptly-titled-film.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/27/kick-ass-is-an-aptly-titled-film.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2010-04-27T18:43:48Z</published><updated>2010-04-27T18:43:48Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/27/kick-ass-is-an-aptly-titled-film.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://www.filmociraptor.com/storage/reviews/Kick%20ass%20Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">Everybody likes a bit of the ol' ultra-violence, and that's exactly what you're in for when you settle in to Matthew Vaughn's comic adaptation, <i>Kick-Ass</i>. Unabashedly brutal badassery isn't all you're in for like you might be conditioned to expect...]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Craptastic Clash of the Titans</title><category term="Review"/><category term="clash of the titans"/><category term="gemma arterton"/><category term="liam neeson"/><category term="louis letterier"/><category term="ralph feinnes"/><category term="sam worthington"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/14/craptastic-clash-of-the-titans.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/14/craptastic-clash-of-the-titans.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2010-04-14T17:56:10Z</published><updated>2010-04-14T17:56:10Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/14/craptastic-clash-of-the-titans.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Clash-Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">The story of Perseus and his vengeful quest against the gods has been told before in film and literature, both forms of media seemingly ignored during the script writing process.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>How to Train Your Dragon</title><category term="How to Train Your Dragon"/><category term="Jay Baruchel"/><category term="Jonah Hill"/><category term="Kristen Wiig"/><category term="Review"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/3/how-to-train-your-dragon.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/3/how-to-train-your-dragon.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2010-04-03T21:49:49Z</published><updated>2010-04-03T21:49:49Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/3/how-to-train-your-dragon.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Train-Dragon-Small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;"><i>How to Train Your Dragon</i> isn't here for people who are looking to weep for an hour and a half; it's not here if you want some deep and spiritual meaning out of your movie; and it's not here to teach a life lesson you'll not soon forget. It's here to be purely a good time...]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland</title><category term="Alan Rickman"/><category term="Alice in Wonderland"/><category term="Helena Bohnam Carter"/><category term="Johnny Depp"/><category term="Mia Wasikowska"/><category term="Review"/><category term="Tim Burton"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/1/tim-burtons-alice-in-wonderland.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/4/1/tim-burtons-alice-in-wonderland.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2010-04-02T02:07:09Z</published><updated>2010-04-02T02:07:09Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Alice-Small.png" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">There's no real reason to be surprised by what you'll see in <em>Alice in Wonderland</em>. Not only is it a rehashed story with characters you all know and probably love, but in the able hands of Tim Burton it's pretty easy to predict the outcome...]]></summary></entry><entry><title>The Lovely Bones Isn't That Lovely</title><category term="Peter jackson"/><category term="Review"/><category term="lovely bones"/><category term="mark wahlberg"/><category term="rachel weisz"/><category term="saoirse ronan"/><category term="stanley tucci"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2010-02-03T19:08:43Z</published><updated>2010-02-03T19:08:43Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2010/2/3/the-lovely-bones-isnt-that-lovely.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Lovely-Bones-small.png" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">Peter Jackson's latest effort is one you'll want to love, and yet through your already preconceived love of this film, you'll still be horribly disappointed by the way it was handled.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Prepare to Get Your Eyes Raped by AVATAR</title><category term="Avatar"/><category term="Review"/><category term="james cameron"/><category term="sam worthington"/><category term="sigourney weaver"/><category term="zoe saldana"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/19/prepare-to-get-your-eyes-raped-by-avatar.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/19/prepare-to-get-your-eyes-raped-by-avatar.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2009-12-19T19:43:13Z</published><updated>2009-12-19T19:43:13Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/19/prepare-to-get-your-eyes-raped-by-avatar.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Avatar-small.png" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">James Cameron's triumphant return to the big screen could not have been better. Revolutionizing motion control and finally using 3D for good instead of evil make AVATAR one of the best films of the year.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>Boondock Saints 2: Seriously the Worst</title><category term="Billy Connelly"/><category term="Boondock Saints"/><category term="Norman Reedus"/><category term="Review"/><category term="Sean Patrick Flanery"/><category term="Sequel"/><category term="Troy Duffy"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/1/boondock-saints-2-seriously-the-worst.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/1/boondock-saints-2-seriously-the-worst.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2009-12-02T04:02:06Z</published><updated>2009-12-02T04:02:06Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/12/1/boondock-saints-2-seriously-the-worst.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/Boondock-Saints-2-small.jpg" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">Judging by the trailers, I knew this wasn't going to be a great movie. But I was hoping for at least something good. Unfortunately, <i>Boondock Saints 2</i> fails to be anything but a blatant rip off of itself.]]></summary></entry><entry><title>New Moon or How to Squeal at the Sight of Abs</title><category term="Kristin Stewart"/><category term="New Moon"/><category term="Review"/><category term="Robert Pattinson"/><category term="Taylor Lautner"/><category term="Twilight"/><category term="Vampires"/><id>http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/11/21/new-moon-or-how-to-squeal-at-the-sight-of-abs.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/11/21/new-moon-or-how-to-squeal-at-the-sight-of-abs.html"/><author><name>Will LeBlanc</name></author><published>2009-11-21T18:46:49Z</published><updated>2009-11-21T18:46:49Z</updated><summary type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<a href="http://www.filmociraptor.com/reviews/2009/11/21/new-moon-or-how-to-squeal-at-the-sight-of-abs.html"><p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><img style="width: 150px;" src="http://shatteredlenses.squarespace.com/storage/reviews/New-Moon-small.png" alt="" /></span></span</a><p style="text-align: justify;">It hurts me to confess that despite the shortcomings of <i>New Moon</i> I didn't hate it with every fiber of my being. The action was decent, the big picture story was good, and even the acting was ok. This is a "brain off" sort of movie.]]></summary></entry></feed>