Monsters, or A Less Intense Jurassic Park

Gareth Edwards' Monsters is at its core a monster movie. There's big scary creatures, vehicles breaking down at inopportune moments, and even some decimated cities. But what Monsters tries to do differently is the human drama, the personal strife that our heroes are going through on the outside world. The only problem is that you sort of don't really care what they're going through in either situation.

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Iron Man 2 Has Character

Iron Man 2 is not the same movie as its 2008 predecessor like you might have expected it to be. Even though it does find ways to just strap big ass rockets and machine guns to everything, it doesn't sacrifice any backstory of its many characters for the sake of a cheap rush.

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A Nightmare of Elm Street Totally Bit Ass

The new Nightmare on Elm Street ignores all of those old devices that worked so well in 1984 and instead opts for following the current "make it dark and broody" trend in film making, clearly a better idea.

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Kick-Ass is an Aptly Titled Film

Everybody likes a bit of the ol' ultra-violence, and that's exactly what you're in for when you settle in to Matthew Vaughn's comic adaptation, Kick-Ass. Unabashedly brutal badassery isn't all you're in for like you might be conditioned to expect...

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Craptastic Clash of the Titans

The story of Perseus and his vengeful quest against the gods has been told before in film and literature, both forms of media seemingly ignored during the script writing process.

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How to Train Your Dragon

How to Train Your Dragon isn't here for people who are looking to weep for an hour and a half; it's not here if you want some deep and spiritual meaning out of your movie; and it's not here to teach a life lesson you'll not soon forget. It's here to be purely a good time...

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Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland

There's no real reason to be surprised by what you'll see in Alice in Wonderland. Not only is it a rehashed story with characters you all know and probably love, but in the able hands of Tim Burton it's pretty easy to predict the outcome...

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The Lovely Bones Isn't That Lovely

Peter Jackson's latest effort is one you'll want to love, and yet through your already preconceived love of this film, you'll still be horribly disappointed by the way it was handled.

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Prepare to Get Your Eyes Raped by AVATAR

James Cameron's triumphant return to the big screen could not have been better. Revolutionizing motion control and finally using 3D for good instead of evil make AVATAR one of the best films of the year.

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Boondock Saints 2: Seriously the Worst

Judging by the trailers, I knew this wasn't going to be a great movie. But I was hoping for at least something good. Unfortunately, Boondock Saints 2 fails to be anything but a blatant rip off of itself.

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