Our generation's great horror film...White Chicks 2

CALLING ALL WAYANS FANS! I'm looking for any and everyone who is willing to go set up a tent right now and wait for the day they start selling tickets to this. I don't want to miss out on my chance to see this opening night.

White Chicks 2. File this one under "Least Necessary Shit Ever". I'm not even sure that I can handle writing a story about this. Because if I acknowledge it, it makes it real, and I should be doing everything I can to keep this from happening. It's a lot like Freddy Krueger, it feeds off your fear but can only exist if you believe in it. So maybe if we all take a page out of the book of Nancy Thompson and just turn our backs on this thing it'll disappear right before it gets us. But there's something like 9 Nightmare flicks now so we've got a battle on our hands.

The first White Chicks was one of the least funny movies I've ever seen, save for the scenes with Terry Crews who has a great ability to be a huge black guy and be hilarious all at the same time. But aside from that, looking at the Wayans brother dressed up as the least convincing and/or ugliest white girls you've ever seen does as much to fill my throat with bile as smelling spoiled milk. Reliving that is not something I'm mentally prepared for.

The Hollywood Reporter has decided that it doesn't have enough strength to resist reporting on this guaranteed worst movie of the new decade (2010), so here's what it has to say about the creative team:

Keenen Ivory Wayans is on board to direct the sequel, which all three Wayans are writing and producing. The logline for the new entry is being kept under wraps.

You remember Keenan Ivory Wayans right? He's a marine, he doesn't plan, he improvises. He also writes terrible movies like Little Man and Dance Flick. Maybe we should start a fund so we can pay him to NOT make movies. Perhaps a benefit concert a la 'We Are the World' or 'Kidney Now'. Anyone else in?