WASH MY CAR BITCH!!

I'm sorry kids, but this story was too good to pass up. It has come to light recently that Megan Fox's audition for the first Trasnformers movie was a peculiar one. Seems that the pictured Michael FUCKING Bay had Megan to his home for her audition, and made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. Jason Solomons for the New York Post got this out of Fox and Bay:

"She said she didn't know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed -- 'Er, I don't know where it is either.' "

I don't know what I should do with this. It's just too much. I want to hate Michael Bay for stealing $600mil of the worlds dollars, but filming Megan Fox washing his car is genius. Make no mistakes honey, this is all you're good for. Just....wow.