Titanic in Threeeee Deeeeeee!!! ::God voice::

Unable to come up with a feasible concept for a sequel, James Cameron found another way to get Titanic back onto the big screen, convert it to 3D; which further proves just how advanced an evil warlock Cameron is because changing standard footage into footage that works in 3D space is extremely powerful dark magic. Cameron said this at Comic Con where he then went on to say that he may wave his wand at Terminator 2 so Arnie can be right in our living rooms with us.

The only appealing aspect of the whole situation is that I this gets me just slightly closer to Kate Winslet's breasts, and let's be honest, it's the closest any of us are going to get. Damn Sam Mendes!

Terminator 2, I think, is the cusp of where it still holds up, through now. True Lies, I don't think so; it doesn't feel right to me. Titanic absolutely, slam dunk! I want to see it!

-James Cameron

So after December when Avatar hits we can expect to not be getting any innovative new James Cameron eye ball feasts and can resign ourselves to squinting through uncomfortable glasses and trying to ignore that headache slowly crawling from the back of your brainstem to your temple. 3D...woo.

Source: Empire Online